[EPUB] ↠ Make Me Dead: A Vampyres of Hollywood Mystery | by â Adrienne Barbeau #2020
Make Me Dead: A Vampyres of Hollywood Mystery By Adrienne Barbeau L.A TIMES BEST SELLING AUTHOR MAKE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD As always in a Vampyres of Hollywood mystery, the biting wit is sharper than a nip from a passing vampyre in a word, humor, wit, and satire are what this engaging series is really all about You re going to get a good mystery every time, with lots of action, suspense, and adventure, but the best part is the clever aL.A TIMES BEST SELLING AUTHOR MAKE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD As always in a Vampyres of Hollywood mystery, the biting wit is sharper than a nip from a passing vampyre in a word, humor, wit, and satire are what this engaging series is really all about You re going to get a good mystery every time, with lots of action, suspense, and adventure, but the best part is the clever and witty writing Nobody s better than Barbeau at skewering the foibles of Hollywood and its self involved denizens, and nobody s got a smarter mouth than her movie star heroine, vampyre Please Never merely vampire Ovsanna Moore, this time in New Orleans for a horror convention Fasten your seat belts lots of fun to be had at the expense of horror conventions Traveling with Ovsanna is her human true love, hot LAPD Detective Peter King, Peter s snake dancing neighbor Susie Q, and the detective s memorabilia selling mom But unbeknownst to the quartet, someone else is with them someone from the past who can be extremely dangerous It all gets off to a rollicking start when some poor fool dressed as Buffy the Vampire sic Killer has the temerity to take on an ACTUAL vampyre i.e the glamorous Ovsanna Moore From there we go to Snakes At the Con, hoodoo practitioners, bayou hilarity, and a nail biting battle of the titans ending.For all mystery readers who love humor because if you think you don t like vampyre books, you haven t met a woman sleuth like Ovsanna Moore Don t think vampyre , think the fulfillment of your fondest fantasy a woman who wins every fight who being 450 years old can say exactly what she wants with no guilt and no regrets and who, even at the advanced age of 450, is sexy as a 20 year old and still up for hot romance.Part comic mystery, part police procedural, a little bit supernatural, paranormal, and cccult with a dash of old fashioned vampyre romance , MAKE ME DEAD is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud than once.
All my life I ve been a performer an actress, a singer, a dancer, even a talk show host but never in the wildest dreams of my first 50 years did I ever imagine I would write something that other people would read I still can t quite get over it.Adrienne began her career entertaining our servicemen throughout Southeast Asia She made her Broadway debut as Tevye s daughter, Hodel, in Fiddler on the Roof A Tony nomination and a Theatre World Award for her creation of Rizzo in Grease led to the role of Bea Arthur s daughter, Carol, in the hit series Maude.Since then she has become a best selling author, a recording artist, and the star of numerous features, films for television, concert performances, musicals and plays.Her films include The Fog, Escape From New York, Creepshow, Swamp Thing, Back to School, and Cannonball Run, the award winning zombie film Alice Jacobs is Dead and Oscar s Best Film winner, Argo.With a Golden Globe nomination and over 450 screen performances to her credit, she starred as Ruthie, the Snake Dancer, on HBO s series, Carnivale Her recent appearances include Son s of Anarchy, Dexter, and Revenge.Off camera, Adrienne is the voice of Catwoman in Batman, The Animated Series, and she can be heard in a myriad of video games God of War and Halo 4 among them.Adrienne is the author of three books the best selling memoir There Are Worse Things I Could Do Vampyres of Hollywood and the most recent Love Bites.In March of 1997, Adrienne gave birth to identical twin boys, William and Walker Van Zandt, m age 51, the only woman on the maternity ward who was a member of AARP She lives in Los Angeles, but travels to Japan whenever she can to visit her older son, Cody Carpenter.
Make Me Dead: A Vampyres of Hollywood Mystery By Adrienne Barbeau
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Title: [EPUB] ↠ Make Me Dead: A Vampyres of Hollywood Mystery | by â Adrienne Barbeau